经典英语读法~

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1、春哥纯爷们儿，铁血真汉子，人民好兄弟，父亲好儿子。
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2、莫装（哔——）b，装（哔——）b遭雷劈
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... &tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|mo%20trongbi%2Ctrongbi%20zao%20lei%20pee



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3、狮子座
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4、欧美A（哔——————）V
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... &tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|oh%EF%BC%8Coh%EF%BC%8Coh%20yes%EF%BC%8Coh%20yes%EF%BC%8Coh%20good%EF%BC%8Coh%20good%EF%BC%8Ccome%20on%EF%BC%8Cfax*%20%20my%20asshole%20oh%E2%80%94%E2%80%94yes




5、（哈哈这个最经典了！自己听吧！）
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6、上面条的肥音版……太有才了！！！
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... &tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|wo%20chao%20ni%20ma%20%20gebee%20%20%20%20%20%20%2C%20%20chao%20ni%20ma%20gebee%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%20%2Cni%20ma%20gebee%20%20%20%20%20%2C%20%20%20%20ma%20gebee%20%2C%20gebee%20%20%20%20%2C%20%20%20%20%20bee%E3%80%80




7、   皇上，你还记得大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗？
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... &tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|wong%20shang%2C%20ni%20hi%20ji%20de%20da%20ming%20who%20peng%20de%20shane%20yu%20her%20ma




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8、高丽棒（哔————）子思密达 爱吃泡菜思密达
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9、哥们，姐们，你们太有才啦~~~
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... &tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|ger%20man%2C%20gier%20man%2C%20near%20man%20tye%20yo%20ciai%20la~




10、大家一起来818
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... =en&tl=zh-CN#en|en|da%20jud%20yi%20qi%20lai%20ba%20yi%20ba




11、舒克和贝塔……orz!
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12、打酱油回声版……
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13、你无情，你残酷，你无理取闹!
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14、四川话          蹦得儿你个蹦得儿
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15、买个萝卜切吧切吧剁了~
http://translate.google.com/?js= ... &tl=zh-CN#zh-CN|en|maigr%20lworber%20tchia'%20ba%20tchia'%20ba%20dwo%20le




16、《静夜思》
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